Old Yellowplush can exclusively reveal that it's virtually a racing certainty that I'll soon be unveiled as the new Celtic manager. Following a top-level conversation between my mate Terry (he was upstairs on the number 42 bus) and Celtic assistant groundsman Seamus MacTurfer, it seems that Celtic are "mad keen" to get me into the post in time for the required close- season prep-work. Anyone who knows anything about football knows that Terry's rep at Celtic Park couldn't be higher. Not only did he once spill a drink on Paul McStay in the Georgic pub, he also found himself queueing behind Billy McNeil at Pollokshields Asda on an almost weekly basis between September and October 2006. In fact the only way that I can see me not being offered the job will be if the Board hit the old John Jameson a touch too hard before the meeting and offer it to that loon Adams. The top priority when I get into post will be to attempt to lure Alan Smith, "BIG" Mark Viduka, Joey "jailbird" Barton and Michael "sicknote" Owen away from Newcastle. These highly committed pros can only strengthen Celtics attempts at a return to Euro-glory.
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