Finally, proof positive that President Barak Obama is non other than Jedi Knight Obama Wan Kenobi. In a recent interview with CNBC, the President apparently swatted a fly that had been buzzing around him on camera. But if you slow the video right down and magnify the bottom right hand corner of the frame 20 times, you can actually see that he uses Jedi Mind Control techniques to force the fly to commit suicide. He then fakes the swatting to hide his unearthly powers and true identity. Is this the coolest man on the planet? Obviously given that he's actually from a galaxy far, far away.
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