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Yet more bad news for Chancellor Alistair Darling today. Recently released publicity photos - reportedly taken by the same photographer that "touched up" Julie Kirkbride so successfully not so long ago - show just how much of a strain the financial and expenses crises have had on the lovable Scot. One government insider commented "the guy is sh*ting himself over this cash-for-tax-avoidance scandal! He's put on weight and all his hair has fallen out! Even the two caterpillars that normally live on his face have gone into hibernation. We're genuinely worried about him." Suggestions that the Chancellor will soon be quitting politics for a career co-presenting Masterchef have been described as "utter bollocks" by my mate Terry.
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