A second minister has resigned from the cabinet this evening. The "sideburned shmoozer" James Purnell - best known for his moon-faced smirk and previous photo fakery - has finally decided to turn it in. But what a way to go! Unlike the Ginger Wheelie Bin, Hazel Blears, he's decided to go down shouting. Writing in a letter specially sent out to all of the papers, he's made it clear that he wants Gordon Brown to go! Blinking flip! At this rate, we'll have no cabinet left by next week, and we'll be staring down the barrel of a general election! Handy for all of the thieves yet to be turned over by the Telegraph. They can shuffle off the political stage reputation intact, and into a wealthy post-Parliament career. Some guys have all the luck! Anyway, with Purnell going, the government's lucky gonk quota has been significantly reduced. What price a Margaret Hodge comeback?
Thursday, 4 June 2009
Another one bites the dust
A second minister has resigned from the cabinet this evening. The "sideburned shmoozer" James Purnell - best known for his moon-faced smirk and previous photo fakery - has finally decided to turn it in. But what a way to go! Unlike the Ginger Wheelie Bin, Hazel Blears, he's decided to go down shouting. Writing in a letter specially sent out to all of the papers, he's made it clear that he wants Gordon Brown to go! Blinking flip! At this rate, we'll have no cabinet left by next week, and we'll be staring down the barrel of a general election! Handy for all of the thieves yet to be turned over by the Telegraph. They can shuffle off the political stage reputation intact, and into a wealthy post-Parliament career. Some guys have all the luck! Anyway, with Purnell going, the government's lucky gonk quota has been significantly reduced. What price a Margaret Hodge comeback?
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